For anyone debating reading this I would suggest giving it a chance. It’s pretty goofy and fun. It knows what it is, but that’s part of what makes it enjoyable
I’ve met some selfish women who thought their weddings were all about them and they should be the center of attention, but I’ve never seen one hog the spotlight by leaving out the groom
Author: Ends chapter with random hooded dude angry at the FL
Me: Now who the fuck is that? We were having a fluffy moment goddamnit
the other perfumer?
i thought it was the bitch?
Oh didn’t make the connection because it was such a bad drawing of her face, but now that I go back and look at the bangs I think you are right
Soooo… how are we killing the ex-husband people? My only rule is it must be both cruel and unusual. Screw the Geneva convention.
Torture him for a long time. Death is a luxury for him.
Electric shock him to death, he's an asshole who needs to feel pain before dying. The devil will carry out the rest of the torture.
I like everyone’s ideas so far. Personally I’m thinking of having a GOT Season 3 Jamie Lanester done to him. You know. Chop his dick off. Break him so bad physically and emotionally he’s just a husk of a man. Then just he’s accepted his lot in life you get a red hot poker and sodomize him with it and let him die from anal burns and trauma… I am enjoying thinking about this too much. I think I might need therapy
Who needs therapy when you have justifiable homicide? ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
I like the way you think
Lol, nice
Father I know you mean well, but don’t cut down that tree!
Ey… he know that tree is very important to his daughter… he 100% not gonna tell ‘em to cut it down…
But someone else head will surely get cut down~~~ hahaha
I mean, for there to be a beehive inside a tree in a garden that supposed to be taken care of by the gardener… it’s not the tree’s fault for sure….
R.I.P the gardener…
How do you think they are going to get rid of a massive dangerous beehive inside that dead tree without knocking it down? As far as I am aware they don’t have wasp killer spray. Also why would they be checking a dead tree? They know it’s dead and they know not to go near it. It’s not live the beehive was in one of the trees or places they care for. I’m still betting he’s going to cut down the tree. He cares for his daughter, but he doesn’t really seem to care for her mother
No… the beehive is not supposed to ever have the chance to exist there.
Gardener in that era have to make sure to check every nook of the garden to make sure no insects are making a nest there. Gardener there usually tend the garden almost full day. Because the garden often be used to have tea party between nobles, or part that connected to the ball room, so guests can go there to enjoy some fresh air or quiet times.
If any insects caused harm to those guests, imagine the honour of the owner of that place going down?
The gardener will asked to take responsibility, like, getting fired, in worse case, getting punished in prison, or death sentence.
If the one to get hurt because of those insects is one of the royal family members… Oh God..
Even the owner of that place will not be spared even if they are nobles…
Also, the girl is not his daughter. The girl’s parent are dead.
I can’t remember clearly, but I think he is actually her uncle. But he loves her so much, he adopted her as his daughter and make sure no one mentioned or know about it. Because he don’t want to remind her that she have no mom and dad.
Assassins: We shall poison the Mother!
Ain: So I see you have chosen to die
Rip the assassins (≧∀≦)
FL: It’s just a coincidence
FL’s family: Don’t worry we’ve already begun marriage talks with another family
Also FL: we are so sorry, but the talks have been cut off a second time as well. This family’s son decided to become a knight and go on a quest to slay the black dragon. But don’t worry we have another good lead on a marriage partner
FL: Wow twice in a row what are the odds?
FL’s Family: I can’t believe this has happened again, but this one has decided to join the knights and decided to help guard Merchants while they cross Death Valley. But we can’t be to upset it’s very brave of him to do so with those sky high death rates
FL: The Emperor and his Assist keep insisting it’s all coincidence, but I’m starting to get suspicious. But that doesn’t really prove anything. If this happens another 7-8 times though I’m going to have to assume it’s their doing and confront them
FL’s Family: Okay… we’ve found anoth-HOW HAS HE ALREADY JOINED THE KNIGHT!!!
7-8 Times later and a confrontation with the Emperor
FL to Family: It turns out The Emperor has been sabotaging my marriages so I can’t quit as secretary what do I do?
FL’s Family after sone thought: I’ve got an idea the next time you come home we’ll go traveling and just happen to Stay at the Mitchell’s Mansion. There son Evan’s always had a bit of a crush on you so we’ll arrange some alone time for you. When you get back you just have to tell the Emperor you got pregnant and need to quit and go get married before the child is born, but for him to keep the secret. The other nobility is none the wiser you get to quit and marry and you can just tell the Emperor later you miscarried
FL: Well that’s a little devious, but I guess we can’t let him keep doing this to all the eligible bachelor nobles. Besides he can be reasonably under those circumstances he’d have to let me go. It’s not like he’d go totally ballistic and burn the Miller Mansion to the ground
Elsewhere
Emperor: I don’t know why, but for some reason I feel a livid uncontrollable fury bubbling up within me
Haha, this is so good! You've got a knack for this.
Artist: So I finished the 2 panels covering the kidnapping
Author: 2 Panels? I said 2-3 chapters! How is anyone going to understand what happened if you just give it 2 panels?!
Editor Shrugs: Eh, it’s good enough. Can’t miss the deadline just go ahead and publish it
All the Readers scratching their heads: Did I miss a chapter?