
For all the pro-beard types, I just need to know. Are you not aware that they found bacteria and poop particles in men’s beards during a study in beard hygiene?…

…you don’t say. Shocking! However, this is men we are talking about. Men, who numerous studies have shown, don’t even wash their hands, hence poop particles in their beards . “69% of men did not wash their hands after using a public bathroom”; “ only 31% of men washed their hands with soap”. But by all means, continue to go off.

Sweetie the thing is that beard is maintained. Plus he’s fictional not real, and irl men CAN also still maintain their beard regardless if they don’t you or me don’t have a say on that you think it’s dirty? Then don’t touch it. Whatever happens to the guy is his own fault for not maintaining it period

It’s not “moving the goalpost”—it’s exposing the inconsistency in your logic. You dismissed real hygiene facts with “they’re just fictional characters,” as if that somehow invalidates any comparison. But if fictional men are off-limits because they’re not real, then logically, all those complaints about toxic semes should be irrelevant too. You can’t cherry-pick when fiction matters.
Also, it’s not a false equivalence—it’s a parallel. People project fantasy ideals onto fictional men while ignoring how those same ideals are contradicted by real-life behaviors, like the very real issue of men skipping basic hygiene. I held up a mirror. You didn’t like the reflection.
And honestly, you seem a little too triggered by a post about poop particles in beards. Bit defensive for someone who definitely washes their hands after they wipe… or maybe just doesn’t mind a lil’ facial flavor, yeah?
Pretty sure seme said that because he jerked him off in the past. Just a guess, but ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭