Hold the heck up. First of all, hemorrhoids are not some disease. They are incredibly common an go away with medication, increased fiber intake, and drinking lots of water. If they don't go away, you might need surgery to get them removed, but they aren't life threatening. They do hurt a lot though. Secondly, you can't just shove your dick in a person's anus. It isn't a self-lubricating organ. Gotta lube it up folks! You also want to make sure the person "cleans" out their anus before anal sex because...well...poop dick. I know this fiction and it just smut/fantasy. But try to be somewhat accurate
Pretty sure using your own breast milk to make coffee drinks with and serve to customers would be a health code violation. And probably a crime...
And it’s pretty gross ngl
It's comments like this that make my google history so fucked up, yet super increases the quality of my random trivia at parties.
You are welcome :3
This is surprisingly better than I thought it would be.
Can she just...collect them all like Pokemon? They are all so special.
Good lord what a toxic workplace...