just smoke a lot and shrink ur dick... add a lil bara logic to the mix and it should go in.
does practicing on cucumbers really work????
No, pls don't do that. It could break and I don't think it's fun to have a cucumber stuck inside you. Some people couldn't even get it out anymore and had to go to the hospital lmao.
i was referring to the blowjob.... but thanks... i anin't putting it in my ass
I'm so embarrassed rn but I can't stop laughing at my own stupidity.
I also thought she is saying putting cucumber in ass..
thank god, makes me feel less weird ❀ I was so embarrassed fr
My stomach hurts so much from laughing lmao
How hard did they go at it for the cucumber to break
i need to to get myself a waterlily and a slime....
THIS IS FICTION.... forget the rest and enjoy the story (づ￣ ³￣)づ
FR. Like I personally just told myself the seme was a few years younger and it made a world of a difference to me. I mean, yes, the uke was only 17 but he was only a few months away from being a legal adult
and graduating.
the prince going all the way to another kingdom to get advise on how to sheath his giant sword... nice
that was no creampie... that was an enema ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
holy shit I laughed for 10 minutes straight at this comment god lmaooooo
i wanted a threesome...well i knew wouldn't get much cuz it's not yaoi *sigh*
i know right *sigh*
am i the only one who thought the cat was similar to the seme? also i stan the sister!!!
step 1: fuck dat ass hard
step 2: confess
step 3: LETS DATE!!!!!!
I hate to say it but this is accurate asf and that’s just sad but ay man it is what it issss ╮(￣▽￣)╭