I got to the first page and burst out laughing. Louis wakes up tied to a chair after being BONKED on the head in a room splattered in blood.
His first question is "Are you the Ropeman?"
Me yelling: YES LOUIS! HES THE FUCKING ROPEMAN! Why do you need more confirmation?
Murderer tells him he bout to stuff him and use him as a stuffed animal for eternity.
Louis proceeds to antagonize the psycho murderer by informing him that not only is his pregnant, but the baby CANT be his, because they never fucked that night.
Me yelling: HOW ARE YOU HEAD OF ANYTHING? SHUT THA FUCK UP!










He's reached that unredeemable level for me. There's nothing the author can do to make me like the ML. He just sucks as a person and that type of dick will ruin your life!