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My hair is breaking and I literally look like hedgehog when I go outside. I summon the hair experts. Please help me make my hair look shiny and healthy ╥﹏╥

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I'm a coward. I'm so scared I run away from any/everything.
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Kinda rivals to lovers (and some enemies to lovers). Of course depend on the content. I hate red flags but I like when the main characters are competing with each other the slowly fall in love.
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Childhood friends to lovers (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡
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Childhood friends to lovers oooohhh how I eat that shit AWP I’m telling u there’s nth better than this genre cz childhood friends know everything abt e/o and like there’s jst so much longing and hurt and cuteness and unsureness abt feelings and ugh it’s so good. AND AND I love office settings I love that so bad like yes give me more of tha......
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I love enemies to lovers sm. I live for the angst
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I like the "small cutie x big monster" or the "sunshine x moody asshole" I eat the shit up every time lol
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honestly i love any opposites attract ship dynamic i eat that shit up
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1) nice little English countryside house with all my food expenses/bills covered with nice plants and definitely a car (maybe a greenhouse garden if I’m lucky). 2) - spirited away - kingsman - spider man ITSV 3) COW.
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1. I’m gonna buy a car and a motorcycle. Set aside 200k to put in a ROTH 10k for traveling and then save enough to pay off the taxes I’d eventually have to pay for receiving that amount of money and THEN donate the rest. Money doesn’t make me happy. And if I didn’t have to pay taxes, that money would go to rainy day savings or food money. ......
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My sleep schedule it messed up too . I am trying to mend it though. Edit - I sleep between 1 am -2 am ... It takes me more than one hour to fall asleep though
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what... what is wrong with you all? 50% of the world is made up of men... how do you even start to evaluate them? if we're all basing it off of our own experience then this is mine: women are pieces of shit and I am saying this as a women. there is nothing in this world more petty, insecure, and straight up illogical than a woman. they fight ove......
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depends, can't generalise or group them all tgt just like for women. my best friends are men and they're great, but there are also plenty of men who r shit, not rocket science lmao
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This is impossible!!! I have way more then 10 and I couldn’t bear to leave some out!
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1. anything spicy enough to burn your asshole 2. summer, so i can ride my motorcycle in peace 3. either 1 cup of coffee or 5L of tea a day? i'll take hot tea 4. countryside any day 5. preferably not earth thanks. i've had enough