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ladies… make sure your vibrator and taser are different colours….   6 reply

sigh... babies be sucking on a tit all the time... but WHEN I DO IT...   2 reply

guess.   1 reply

i would crawl through a tunnel filled with glass shards and fight off three sabertooth tigers just for the chance to sleep with bai liu (he would kill me right away) (yes i know this isnt actually him but CMON)   1 reply

I forgot to include the image but the post said something like “to get a really short period you gotta climax 6 or more times in a row since an org4asm flexes the uterine muscle and clears out the blood when youre on your period” like you just shoot it out apparently? it sounds scary. has anyone done this?   3 reply

bait used to be believable   reply

CREAMPIE ZAYNE CREAMPIE ARTEM CREAMPIE JUMIN CREAMPIE GOJO SATORU   3 reply

your mother   2 reply

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i wish i had your problem… I got NO BOYFRIEND not even an academic rival. how does it feel to live MY DREAM . some people die of thirst and others drown ig…. manifesting this for me this year   2 reply

i like these alot   reply