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What’s similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking “my mom is gonna kill me”. I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.   2 reply

Tomato sauce   reply

GO TF TO SLEEP ╮(￣▽￣)╭   reply

I don't think anyone would spend 3 years talking to you if they were just after your body. Give him a chance and see what happens   1 reply

A bus almost ran me over while I was standing on the side of the road with my luggage (≧∀≦) Thankfully I saw it coming and jumped out of it’s way in time.   reply

I hope more than three are allowed #1 Two YouTubers collaborate on a project to get more subscribers and fall in love #2 A retired yakuza opens a BDSM shop with his underling after getting out of prison.Later on he decides to try the toys himself with the help of his underling. #3 MC is planning on taking over the whole world.He loves pandas an......   4 reply

That's super messed up. I hate how most gen-z parents never take mental health seriously. But are you ok? It seems like you have it really tough   reply

I will top them both   1 reply

Anger issues from my dad and stubbornness from my mother   reply

Unlimited money   reply