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Happy halloween i don't know if anybody's already said this on this website today because i like just got here so yay. so happy halloween, enjoy halloween, also how's your day been?

my 3-year-old sister out of nowhere starts saying the word h e n t a i and I never said that around her so I'm really concerned

i'm hella late for the naruto train but um
i started watching it like 2 days ago and i just finished the episode where zabuza says goodbye to haku and then dies

i liked haku and zabuza more than naruto and sasuke

how do i stop crying
also sakura sucks ass she didn't even do anything but cry about sasuke

(idk who made the idea of making the wdding a story but I'm taking that now ) I know this is super late but whatever-



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As the spoopy wedding music fills the halls everyone starts to takes they're places. @AmofoCumDrunk starts sobbing loudly they're tissues taking up half the seats, @Spoopy King Toru | Consigliere tries his best to comfort @AmofoCumDrunk to no avail. The spoopy music pauses as I (@Spoopy Mafia Boss Kat Kuroo) walks down the aile in a dapper dress suit. (half dress/half suit) Saluting my comrade in arms @Spoopy Hellish Boss as they sob, holding up their best guns. I nod to my family members and stand at the aile, @Spoopy Bethany stands flipping through a hentai magazi- I mean bible. There's a pause before loud Megalovonia music blasts over the wedding hall. The doors are pushed open and in comes.....DIO. Just kidding, in comes the beautiful bride/groom, @CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty. The music changes once more as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Theme Song blasts through. I chuckle slightly at the amazing choice of music as @CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty proceeds to the alter, @SpoopyAni-chan as the bridesmaid, not too far behind. @Spoopy Bethany closes her hentai mags- I mean bible and clears her throat. "Alright guys, gals, and non-binary pals. We are here today under the eyes of Mangago to witness the conjoining of these two in holy matrimony. Whoever wishes to intervene or speak up against this marriage please speak now so I can wack you with a bat. No one speaks..... "alright, do you promise to take @CAPTAIN spoopy Scotty for forever or poor, yada yada, blah blah?"
ME: "Yeah, sure."
@CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty: "i do"
@Spoopy Bethany: alright you may now platonicly hug the bride!
*mass cheering and screams*
*After the umm i do's*
@Vibing with (spoopy) yaoi~ and @Bitch I- are happily sitting in a corner eating the cum cake, @SpOoPy DiSgOsTaNG eating the eyeball carrot cake.
At the front of the hall @Spoopy Skyy, @Spoopy Hellish Boss, and @Yaoi-Fan The Spoopy Bad Bitch bring presents. Mounds of imaginary champagne, guns, and presents are thrown at the couple, causing all hell to break loose. At that moment @(SPOOPY) N_I_C_O_L_E waltzes through the hall, tens of thousands of Kat's trailing behind her. @Uriel, had just finished her food and was going back to the food tables for more when she tripped over the train of kittens and kats making @(SPOOPY) N_I_C_O_L_E drop the leashes of all the kats and kittens................The cats are fuking loose! Everybody's screaming and running after cats, @Itsme_ cries over their singleness unaware of the choas surrounding them. @AmofoCumDrunk is still crying while @~HeyHeyPeopleButSpoopy!~ attempts to seduce @Spoopy King Toru | Consigliere to no avail. In admist all this chaos only three people stand unputurbed. @Spoopy Mafia Boss Kat Kuroo, @CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty, and @kSpOoPynard sit at the very front of the hall. @Spoopy Mafia Boss Kat Kuroo sits, a cat in lap with a develish smile. All was planned. @CAPTAIN Spoopy Scotty is petrified to their seat, wondering what the hell is going on. And @kSpOoPynard, the poor fool, still begging for that raise.




~THE END~

Thanks for coming to the wedding everyone, it was beutiful and I appreciate it. I tried to include everyone but I probably failed in that task. See ya'll later!
Oh and if you want to, or if you need confort or someone to talk to my discord/personal therapy is: Mafia Boss Kuroo Kat#8395

what do you do

I have 4 exams next week and i'm studying my ass off but these neighbors won't stop YELLING
They have a bunch of kids and the kids kept crying and screaming all fuckin day while the parents are being loud and/or playing with them

I can't focus on shit and i can't tell them to be quieter cause this is them normally (except i'm stressed atm)
I've been hearing them fight since i woke up

Some kid atm is making pterodactyl sounds and i have a headache



TLDR: My neighbors are loud and i'm trying to study.

if you want to talk or just vent, you can talk to me. my discord: eydee#3455. we can also be friends. don't have any online friends soooo can you be my friend?

Yahalooo if you want a friend you guys can always talk to me ;))
I'm not that talkative person but trust me if you will open up something to me no matter what it is I will never judge you><
you guys can send mail me here or you can add me on my discord Nami#3839.... I'm from Philippines btw and i really love YURIIIII(〜￣△￣)〜

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went shopping today.
had to buy cucumbers.
i remembered.
i cried.

Ik we're all sort of strangers to each other but who wants to do a halloween kast party? Also, for those of you who don't know, kast is a website/app for watch parties and stuff. With kast you can watch movies or tv shows(though for this one it'll only be movies) with other people while talking with them.

I know its a day early but I wanted to gather people before the actual day. But if you have any more questions or want to add any movies, I'll add some contact info. The date is October 31st @ 11:00PM (GMT-5).

In case you wanna show up early, Here's the Kast party lick:
https://s.kast.live/g/iu6nct7oxp7
Please know if you use any slurs or bully anyone, you will be immediately banned. And in case you need me to resend the link to you, you can message me on insta or discord and I'll respond as soon as possible!

insta: @__kaisson
discord: @_grzpe#1670

Also, sorry if this sounds dumb or something. i just thought it'd be fun.

I'm bored and curious to know what you guys are dressing up as for Halloween this year. If you're not dressing up this year, tell me about a costume you wore in the past. This year I'll be wearing a scarecrow costume I actually made myself.

Recently when i was home alone with my moms bf he told me to get my stuff out the dryer and i did and when i was walking back to my room he started telling me innapropriate shit and giving me pedo vibes like veryyg so i told him i was uncomtherble but he insisted bc he thought i was mature for my age, and i have to admit it i know lots of things normal 12 year olds shouldnt know but it doesnt change the fact a full grown ass male that i barely trust is telling me these things and the worst part was is that he was also gastlighting me while telling me that he sees me as a baby like ??? Anyways im now scared to be around him and think hes gonna r*pe me every time we are alone. Pls tell me what i should think about this shituation.

for me it's how fixing problems on here takes so long, I rarely see mods here, how i can't find where i left off on a manga chapter, couldn't y'all just put sump saying 'hey bitch this where u stopped reading' but what i do love is the variety of yaoi i can find on here everyday, i like the little icon every time i click it changes, cute, these little question thingys and spoiler....you hoes <3..yh that's it

Are you desperate or nah

okay so when november 1st hits instead of "scoopy" we should add "mayflower" to our user

I see my friends doing things with their lives and I’m over hear in the corner of my room watching anime all day, I used to be productive but know I will sit on my phone from morning too night.

So basically Deviman Crybaby wihtout the religion....

Look, me and a friend of my where talking about dicks when I mentioned lightsaber dicks to him. The guy is a robot fucker so he thought like an actual laser dick(which he was totally down for) but I was trying to explain to him that I was talking about the all white dick censoring style. He was confused so I was trying to show him an example. The problem is, I don't have any good examples on hand, anyone have a good example of a "lightsaber" Dick?

my sister and mom found my Wattpad account....and read my deku x Mickey fanfic...and they have been avoiding me the whole day. is embarrassing asf