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Hi ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~ I was hoping that someone could my answer question about babies? Both Dads in my house but i'm ther kid so how does that work? Dad says that nine is too young so I googled it and still no help ╮(￣▽￣)╭ hopefully this is making sense, english is not my first languege haha Basically I have two dads but no mom so how I come to be? Google says father and mother. Yaoi says no pregnancy unless in omegaverse :( I made account just to ask please no hate im just asking question please

So im starting school again in a few hours... so i have to pretend like i dont read smut or get lots of 'adult jokes'

I've been complaining about how much my life sucks and seeing other people do the same on mangago waayyy too much lately so I thought I'd ask this to bring back some positivity <3 trolls/self-deprecating jokes are welcome but it'd be great if you could appreciate yourself as much as I appreciate ya'll~

So my final answer: my eyes. I love their poopy brown/honey pool color and even though they've never been complimented, I still love them. The long eyelashes and the fact that they're really big made it easier to dive into makeup as a hobby!

Ok so you know how BL fans have like an official title. Don’t you think it’s kinda weird how GL fans don’t? So to distract myself from that long ass paragraph that I just finished writing, tell me what you think GL fans are called or what you think they should be called. It doesn’t have to be a Japanese name either. It can be an English name if you want. I look forward to reading these.

Ok so we all know the stereotypes: fetishizing gay men, likes rape, are secretly all pedos. Everyday you see at least 1 question bashing fujoshis. I used to be on the other side of this argument but I’ve had a change of heart. I now think these are mostly false claims. Don’t get me wrong I’m well aware that there are fujoshis like that but I think it’s wrong to say that all of them or even most of them act like this. I also think it’s wrong to put all the blame on fujoshis. What about (this pains me to say this because I’m one of them) the GL fans. Don’t even get me started on how sexualized lesbians are. The only difference is that there aren’t as many GL fans as there are BL fans on this site. (Also GL fans don’t really have a name but I’ll get more into that in my second question that I’ll be posting). Also have you guys ever really thought about the age group that are saying these kinds of things? Most of them are kids and while that doesn’t make it any better it does make it more understandable. These are young girls who are just getting into BL manga and don’t really have a way to express themselves. And when all the most popular BL have at least one rape scene in them how do you expect them to react. It’s no wonder there are so many young fujoshis that fantasize about rape when it’s literally being shoved into their faces as soon as they open this site. So really the point of this was to tell you all to calm down. Instead of bashing them constantly and getting them discouraged, show them the wrongs of their actions. And do it KINDLY. (Key word KINDLY).

dunno if this is a place to say it but yall give good advice ¯_(ツ)_/¯
basically, i think i don’t like people who are too nice to me
dunno if that makes sense lol
but if someone asks me if i’ve eaten or drank or if i make a self deprecating joke (i don’t hate myself) and they tell me not to i just get really annoyed ??
like ik they’re looking out for me but i just want them to not ( ° ʖ °)

So recently I ranted about something to my friend online and I’m not even sure if she read it or not but I realized that it felt good getting it all out there to someone even if it was just through text. So this one is for you guys. Share something really random that’s made you angry. Let it all out too. I’m talking 7 paragraphs of this shit. Who know it might help you release some stress.

Geez, yall got to stop yapping on and on over the “real definiton of fujoshi” or sum shit, goddamn idgaf, we fujishis reclaimed the word and just take it as someone who reads yaoi. Leave us the fuck alone. Just like in the past other words have been reclaimed by the people who were targeted, just stfu. Nobody cares if ur gonna write 2 long ass paragraphs about the term meaning, just stop. Is it that hard to mind ur own fucking buissness.

they are so scary, they won't stop yelling at me whenever i say i don't like r*pe, nor p*dos, nor incest, nor mlm fetishization. LIKE BITCH THIS IS JUST A BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS
AND NO IT'S NOT JUST FICTION
if you proclaim yourself a fujoshi
don't even think about talking to me and remember that therapy is for you

SO
tell me your weirdest/ scariest/ creepiest experience(s) with fujoshis

Note: Must read Part 1 on my profile to understand





Iwaizumi watched Oikawa walk away, disappearing into the distance. No matter how happy they were, they would have to wait if they wanted a happily ever after. “Just wait for me” was what Oikawa told Iwaizumi, so Iwaizumi told himself that he would wait even if it were forever.



It’s been 5 years since then.


Iwaizumi is still waiting for the day to come


Today was the day



But he didn’t know



“Iwa-chan” said a voice from behind Iwaizumi



Iwaizumi turned around and smiled



“You waited”



“ I waited”







Note: PLEASE DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR MY WORK THAT WILL BE FULLY PUBLISHED SOON ON WATTPAD AT THE USERNAME "Hell1shh"





- Hellish

Summary: A world without color, only those who find and get together with their soulmates will see colors.




They found a bench near a park and sat down. “I’ve never properly asked you this but..how are you?” Iwaizumi asked. “Ah...well...everything’s been great, I’m doing fine. I’ll be getting mar- I mean that I’ll be staying here for 3 days.” Oikawa continued to eat his Ice cream. “3 days? When are you gonna come back?” Iwaizumi looked at him. “Soon.”


It was finally the last day. Iwaizumi had to go into work today, so he got ready and was about to go until he got a call from Oikawa. “Iwa-chan~!” “Ah, Oikawa, today’s your last day right?” “Yes, I’m just calling to say goodbye, unless you want to meet me at ______ Park by the Cherry Blossom tree?” Oikawa asked, he sounded desperate. “I would come, but I have to get to work, and plus, we’ll see each other soon, right” Iwaizumi grabbed his things and left his apartment. “S-sure...well, goodbye then.” Oikawa hung up.


Iwaizumi reached the Cafe, going inside, he heard crying. “Eh? Whose crying?” Iwaizumi asked Sugawara who was behind the counter. “Hinata” He replied. “OIKAWA-SAN ISN’T COMING BACK TO JAPAN EVER AGAIN!!” Hinata cried out loud, with sobs following after. “Huh? He said he was gonna come back soon..?” Iwaizumi walked over to them. “He called me C-chibi-chan and he said that I had to keep his secret..” Hinata kept sniffling. “H-he’s not coming back..” Hinata looked up at Iwaizumi. Did Oikawa want to see Iwaizumi because it would be the last time that they would meet in person? The thought troubled Iwaizumi, so he quickly ran out the door, running to _______ Park.

He reached the Cherry Blossom tree. Oikawa stood under the tree, clutching onto his phone. “OIKAWA!” Iwaizumi shouted and ran towards him, both of them crashing onto the ground. “Iwa-chan?” Oikawa slightly opened his eyes, still in pain from the rough landing. Iwaizumi’s face was buried in the crook of OIkawa’s neck. Sobs coming from the man, Oikawa ran his fingers through Iwaizumi’s hair, a tear slipping away from Oikawa’s once beautiful eyes. Iwaizumi moved his face away, now on top of Oikawa. “You said you were coming back soon” Iwaizumi’s face scrunched up and more tears constantly fell onto Oikawa’s face.

“Iwa-chan...I’m getting married in Argentina-” “NO YOU’RE NOT! YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE COLOR! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR MY EYES ARE!” Iwaizumi shouted out of sorrow. “W-why are you like this Iwa-chan?...” Oikawa caressed Iwaizumi’s soft cheeks. “It’s because I love you so much...I don’t want you to go”

Oikawa’s eyes widened as his world turned into a beautiful palette of color. “I-I love you too..” Oikawa and Iwaizumi’s lips crashed into each other. “You’re beautiful Oikawa..”






Hey guys, it's Hellish, mwah. It's very long and bad, I worked on it overnight to get rid of my bad thoughts before bed. PLEASE DO NOT COPY MY WORK!! IT WILL BE ON WATTPAD SOON AT THE USERNAME "Hell1shh"


PLEASE FIND MY STORIES THERE AND DO NOT TAKE CREDIT!





-Hellish

So I was in bed reading shit in this website when a cat was just staring at me through the window but I only see the silhouettte.

And b r u h there was another silhouette that was bigger than the cat so I froze.

I was about to approach my window to close it when the bigger silhouette j u m p e d towards the window so I was like oh no imma go bRRRR

Well I didnt know what happened next because I never came in my room again.

So I guess it was a gigantic frog ?

Have you read anything and yet you cannot say it because no one shares your interest?

Hey there weebs!! I'm just a random fujoshi and i have been wanting to watch 'free!' anime for a long time. So can anybody reading this who has already watched free anime send me the proper order of the series,movies and OVAs ?? Please! !? You know what, every time I want to watch an anime i can't seem to find the order. So if you know, please reply me back

BLESSINGS~

STAY PROTECTED FROM CORONA VIRUS
'Kay! (●'◡'●)ﾉ

Wtf does it even mean, I went to school and one of my friends kept saying it, when I asked him what it meant he said he didn't know and just knew that it was supposed to be funny


What does poggers mean?#?(#)#!£(

*hugs*

Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummi gummi gummi gummi gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär
Oh yeo
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Drei mal darfst du beissen
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Drei mal darfst du beissen
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummi gummi gummi gummi gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein gummibär
Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär
Oh yeo
Ba ba bidubidubi jam jam
Ba ba…

Ggg

Im sick of ppl that think balance unlimited are bl anime, the anime and novel have so much diffrent where in the novel daisuke was the protag not haru, duh


**fyi: acctly suzue not daisuke cousins, she is daisuke's father's secretary, and they getting married in the end of the novel, kay

i don't like eating lamb