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Ok now i'm seeing shit like "sex with my corgi" and "sex with my teacher at 14" y'all this is not My Story Animated go tell your shit to somebody else

SO UHH I DREAMT THAT I WAS PREPARING TO DO THE DEED, AND GUESS WHO THE GUY WAS. IT WAS HAESOO FROM LOVE OR HATE. LIKEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SO I WAS ABOUT TO DO SUM WEIRD ASS REVERSE COWGIRL ON HIM BUT I GOT SCARED, AND WHEN WE TRIED AGAIN, I KEPT BACKING OUT. LIKE I SAID, THIS STUPID BITCH WAS SCARED OF COCK.


fr I need Jesus





I wish we could tag people, cause if we could, I'd tag @Taku~

“ Haah~ Ngh~” Uranus’s fingers kept on going in and out of Neptune. “Ur-Uranus stop, I think I loosen u-up~” Neptune could barely get his words because 1. He’s a fu€king bottom and 2. Uranus’s fingers were so big and wide, like your hornyness. Uranus puts on a condom and slowly puts in his d!€k. Neptune feeling Uranus’s d!€k in his a$$ for the first time in a month made him want to come already. “Nghh~ why t-the fu€k are you so b-big?~” “ Why are you asking? Jealous because of how big it is~” “ No n-not that you bastard- AHH~” Uranus starts pounding into Neptune a$$. “Ah~Ngh~ too hard...too faster~” “Oh stop it Neptune. Knowing you, you like it hard~” ... (gonna go to sleep bye)

Listen up here fuckers, y'all better stop shoving things up your asses before I shove my hand down your throats until none of y'all can breathe (don't take this seriously hh) cuz i'm really not gonna be suprised if somebody shoves the whole fucking Eiffel Tower up their ass

Sun and Earth walk through the park tightly hold each other’s hands. The autumn leaves fall down onto the ground, creating a reddish orangish color along the way. They finally came to a stop when they stopped near the college. “Earth, you know I always love you right?”. Sun looks into Earth’s eyes, seeing every detail of her. “Y-yes” Earth still hadn’t gotten used to Sun looking at her, making Earth into a blush mess. “Well, I’ve been waiting to get a gift for you.” “R-really!?” Earth said in shock. Earth never really gotten any gifts from anybody that close to her. Sun pulls a Necklace in her poket to revalue a shiny Necklace that had the hair color of earth. “Oh sun...” Without hesitating, Earth gives a kiss to Sun. Sun blushing by her kissing decides to kiss back. “Noona, I love you so much.” “Heh, me too~”...

Anyone got tips to ease your frustrations like a thing you do to calm you down? I usually just go silent and take deep breaths but sometimes it hurts if you do it everyday (yeah everything irritates me lol)

Also halfway through can they please switch (●'◡'●)ﾉ

i lucid dream every night, so it's like watching a movie that's fuzzy when i wake up and only rarely do i remember enough to write down, because REM me really has good plots sometimes, terrifying or not.

also, there's this myth i believe in that says it's impossible to see a clock in your dreams, because time doesn't exist in dreams. Have you seen a clock in any dream before, because i haven't.

isnt that basically putting your vibrating alarm on your phone up yo ass or kitty. does it feel the same? im curious- (•☆◡☆")ﾉ

Venus starts kissing Earth’s tight, giving it the treatment it deserves. “Mhm, Noona~”. Venus stop kissing earth tight and goes straight to her face. “Earth, look at me.” Venus hot and sweet voice brought the attention of Earth. “Sun is no good for you, I should be you’re lover~” Venus sadistic tone with her cheesy words. Earth completely forgot about Noona Sun and only Thought of Venus. “Noona, kiss me some m-more.” Earth asked as she slightly uh buttons her shirt. “You are something else, Earth~”...

Uranus kissed Neptune’s neck, licking it like it was melting icecream and biting it like some juicy thicc hamburger. “ Uranus, y-you bastard. W-why are we doing it in the classroom, the professor and the other s-student are gonna come!” Neptune complain as he grips Uranus’s shirt, acting like he doesn’t want it. “Aww, but we are both so hard already. Clearly it doesn’t look like you don’t wanna stop~” Uranus said as he and Neptune got the desk and Uranus takes off his shirt. “W-well, umm...”. Neptune deeply likes to get teased and to do the deed when public places. “ G-god, let me just take off my shirt.” Neptune takes off his shirt as Uranus continues licking and kissing his body. “Now, how about I loosen you up a bit. Alright?” “O-okay, you bastard.” “Good boy~”...

Earth’s eyes slowly wake up to Sun laying right in front of her. “ Noona, so I did It with noona...” Earth whispers as she blushes with just looking at her. Her hair, eyes, body, and everything. She was the perfect one. Earth goes close to Sun’s soft chest to feel her warmth. Earth started to kiss Sun’s neck, leaving her with hickys. Earth did it again and again until unexpectedly Sun grabs Earth’s head kiss Earth In the lips. “ N-Noona, I-I’m so sorry. I w-won’t do it again-“ “Oh Earth, you are always so cute~” Earth blushes to the sound of her Spicy voice with her sweet words. Sun hugs earth tightly. “Noona, I love you.” “Me too~“...

That title was just for attention. There are too many troll questions on this site. I'm doing you guys a favor. What's your most favourite memory? Mine is probably one from 14 years ago. The sun was setting and the sky was a nice slightly dark blue colour. I lived with my family back then in a small, but cozy apartment. I was creating some pictures with play-doh and next thing I know dad comes home from work.

Jupiter looks Saturn in eye. “Oh you have done it Saturn, gonna show you my red storm~” Jupiter whispered into Saturn’s ear as he slowly pulls up Saturn’s shirt. Saturn giggles in a sweet yet sadistic tone, “ Oh Jupiter, you are always so full of surprises~” Saturn giggled as he also takes off Jupiter‘s shirt. After they both off everything, leaving them in their underwear. Jupiter unexpectedly starts kiss Saturn on the lips, neck, and chest. “ Haha, you’re are so surprising. I love you~”... (Okay, I might be doing more of these Planet X Planet things)

I personally hate all the characters but I like Leo and Haesoo

Here are some meme song links. add ur own if u want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbEKIW3pUUk (actually a banger)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypCfdrARoLQ (old meme)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEgVcuAZReM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mikGNS6wP9k

some of these questions on this site makes me question humanity. like oikawa x shrek, mangago x tiktok, shoving 3 dildos up their ass like if i see more questions like this might as well find another reading site. those questions are nice and heartwarming but some just really need to calm down

Lezhin starts move back and forth, feeling tappy’s a$$. “Haah~ Haah~ f-fu€k. You’re so good~” tappy lustfully moan. Lezhin moves and moves with tappy’s sIutty moans, he starts to move faster getting turned on. “Oh fuck!~ you g-going so f-fu€king fast. Keep on going!~” As Lezhin move faster, tappy’s moans get louder and louder. “O-oh sh!t, I think I’m going to come, Ngh~” “Me too, Haah~” With one final hard trust, tappy came on the desk getting €um on everything, and Lezhin coming inside his ass filling him up like icecream...

Again, credit to Haesootinypp for starting this fucking thing.

Here's pt 1 if you haven't seen it yet: (http://www.mangago.me/thing/about/117347/?filter=date#about_117356)

I'M SORRY DON'T JUDGE ME TOO MUCH OKAY

Mangadex passed Mangago and Myreadingmanga. She knew that Mangago was involved in illegal workings, but she couldn't help but admire him from afar. She always aspired to be like Mangago, who somehow got many fans and followers even though he was a delinquent. But ever the good girl, she ignored her urges to take Mangago's dick in her mouth and walked inside the classroom, greeting Lezhin as she walked in.

Meanwhile, in the boys bathroom, Tiktok was busy giving Youtube a blowjob next to the urinals. Suddenly, Facebook, one of the old and balding teachers walked in. He took one look and walked straight back out.

In the back of the class, Mangakakalot, as per usual, was trying to get glances underneath Tiktoks' skirt (not that it would be hard, the thing was too small to be considered a skirt) and was reading hardcore hentai. Surrounding him were the trio of forgotten wannabes: Mangaowl, Mangafox, and Mangahere.

This was another day in the life of Internet High.

THE END

who hated it lets see a raise of hands
written by your favorite mushroom (i hope)

Oikawa ran towards Spongebob and grabbed his stiff yellow c.ck with his foot and began rubbing it. SQueLch. He expertly stuck his fingers in all of Spongebob's holes and soap came gushing out. SpongeBob tensed up before he undid Oikawa's plaid trousers and put his mouth around the shaft to prepare it. He then inserted it into himself and began bobbing up and down. Both of them started to sweat as their hearts began to race. They took one look at each other before Oikawa gave a simple nod of affirment to the little square dude. Oikawa let out a grunt as he blasted his load into his partner's spongy walls