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first kiss

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For the first time in my 23 yrs of life, i finally decided to experience the most primitive, intimate, sought after, most hype activity of all time: S3X, though it's pen*trative m*sturb*tion, meaning I'm loving myself ALONE. So, thing is, I've tried non p*netration w a vibr4tor before, it's heavenly, so my expectations this time was high, but well.......   8 reply
05 08,2025
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My friend borrowed my phone, i forgot to erase my tabs and they saw my BL, there's nothing wrong with it (it's fluff) but it's in the exact panel of them fcking. Not to mention that shtty ahh Game AD at the top with an animation of 2 guys fcking ferociously..... They look at me, eyes widened, mouth wide open that flies can nest in. I'm... suddenl......   reply
09 05,2025

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I recommend novel updates, I 98% transition from manga/manhwa reader to a full on novel reader, here are my reco: KINGDOM/FARMING/INFRASTRUCTURE/CULTURE Building Genre (BL): Transmigration of Mian [Reluctantly] Becomes his Man [Wife] Accompanied by a Fool to do Farming Back to the Beginning of Ming to do Charity Royal Road I Rely on Beauty to S......   reply
05 08,2025
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Do you think ur crush is fully/half aware that it's you? If so..... Ur Fcked , sorry bud(〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 Just kidding, if they're ur friend there's 50/50 chance of it turning awkward friendship OR mission success both of u are together Good luck.(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧   1 reply
09 05,2025
HARDCORE YAOI..SEXY BISHIS..DICKS.. ASSES..DOUJINS(hardcore)..just...EVERYTHING IS HARDCORE...cause my imagination is just..BOOM!..u don't wanna look at it..it can be lethal..very dangerous..LoL GWAHAHAHA!! ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄   reply
07 10,2017
Tamaki from Ouran Highschool Host Club...hihi ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ ...he's funny and just...HOOOO! ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ ...but then...years past by and I have another one it's..KEN KANEKI..!! ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ ..first I'm like..aww he cute he gonna be my baby!..but then as time flies my eyes r getting hallu......   1 reply
20 05,2017
Well..I touched my self everyday!...(-ya all pervs!)..of course not in a perverted way!!..but seriously ..my first was when I was 12...shit got curious cause I watch porn because of CURIOSITY again...I swear CURIOSITY is your enemy when you're innocent..   reply
11 05,2017

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I'm always ask about my sexuality, ever since I'm a teen they think I'm a lesbian coz i dont a have bf (which is odd af) but I use it sometimes to reject men from approaching me

They always ask why I'm not in a relationship, i said idk how to fall in love, and I'm numb af, im too rational than emotional, I'm also self aware that I'm a btch so i don't wanna waste someone's feelings and time for me. They don't believe my answers, they thought oh becoz i haven't experienced it yet, im too young(I'm not), I cant talk indefinitely coz u never know the future, ARRGh idk and i can't fall in love, i cant feel it!

They're lowkey stressing me out, making it seem like I'm odd, immature, trying to play hard to get, im losing the "best experience of youth".
09 05,2025
HELLO!!!..Mine are:
#3. Calling/Talking to someone that you thought it's your friend or acquaintance but ended up a random person that you didn't even know..
#2. Unexpected fart in front of people(*..that time,I want to bury myself and just die..haha!!)
#1. Shouting/Talking loudly alone then someone saw you and started staring at you weirdly(*someone saw me and ask,"what's your problem?..TF!" and I'm like *pls kill me..)

HAHAHASO ..YOU GUYS, WHAT'S YOURS?!
24 04,2017

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did i hate all humans aliens rule

hate the goverment not the people tho! (including the brits and sinhalese, having hate in the heart to the people dont change the world)

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did perspective on life

no country that wants to be a superpower is ever ethical. i see you CCP and how you supported sri lanka while they were massacring tamils.

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did study mythology

aztec mythology is so interesting

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