god how old is hal now??? i just wanna make sure it's safe to simp so i wont feel like a pedo...
Hal isn't serious about the date. He grew up with Lippie. She's his little sister's best friend, and the little sister of his best friend. He thinks she's cute and likes to squish her cheeks because it drives her oldest brother crazy. But they have more if a close friend relationship than anything. He teases her and she ignores his flirting, because she knows he just likes to flirt with women. Plus Hal himself says he likes older women, and that Lippie is soothing to him and one of the few people he feels comfortable around. He's not the type to ruin that.
did you not read the part where i said even if its a joke, yea ik their friends and he prob acts a little different around her bc she's a lot more mature than your avergae 12 year old but i still think its a bit weird that he's flirting around with a kid even if its all jokes but yea i get what you mean by she's soothing but i feel like the older brother thing is inaccurate, like yea it is true that he also likes to tease her older brother so he flirts with lippe but there are plenty of times where he does it without him around. anyways at the end of the day idgaf really bc its fiction and its not like their canon, so im not hung up over it or think he's awful, i still like the guy. also im not trying to be rude or anything, sometimes i might sound bitchy but i swear im just typing like im talking, have a good day!
do you accept female concubines? where can i get the application form?
OMFG IKRRR. I'D LET HER CHOKE ME AND STEP ALL OVER ME THAT GIRRLLLLLL. A FUCKING QUEEN BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY. Like honey just look at me and I'd prolly fucking melt. No monogamy needed if she's THAAAAAT fine. "Chaste emperor" OOUF Fucking loved that. Genetic diversity needed for the royal family after all. Not to mention no questions about legitimacy.
he's a meanie but i appreciate how his personality is maintained consistently. i mean, you know those tropes where the ml is a bad boy but suddenly turns all soft and caring for the fl lol it's sweet but kinda annoying mehh so yeah, the ml here might be mean but he still has his own way of expressing his concern while still being mean lol idk if i explained it right











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