It jumped from 10 kmph to Mach 7 in the blink of an eye.
How does she know his penis isn't tiny?
Lmao or she accepted but failed before the night ended
X-D
Probably made him pull his pants down so she could see lmao
OFFS, I was enjoying this until Wanger sprouted a pair of wings out her glittery bu**h*le and cast Mighty Satan into Qlippoth. After that, what's left to look forward to?
Just noticing how this would be a perfect place to end the story.
I'd be sad af
Exactly. Perfect.
That would be damn funny
Getting clowned like that feels like a slap to the face
I was aiming a couple of feet lower ... and to the rear.
A slap in the ass
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... why is this here? Are they turning it into one? Are they going to post updates?
If not, p*ss off.
Taking over their rooms was clearly intended as a provocation. How stupid would you have to be to fake an identity to steal a reservation, knowing full well that the real person will eventually show up?
Dear me, yes, make sure you carefully check all over his body for bruises.