
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from
the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the
dining table to the bedroom, from the
bathroom sink to the shower, from the front
porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally,
quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while 1
gasp for air, scream and see the light,
missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy,
backwards, sideways, upside down, on the
floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being
carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a
plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed
of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house,
in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against
the window, have the most toe curling, back
arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist
clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass
clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye
rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet
gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair
pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul
snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan
inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back
breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip
biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet
kicking, mind blowing, body shivering.
orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black
hole creating, universe destroying, devious,
scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable,
unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't
walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano
erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking.
trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched,
flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling,
eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy
popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping,
show stopping, magnificent, unique,
extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth
foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango
ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me
and I'd still ride.

Iâm so sick and tired of people acting like the MC is entirely at fault or worse, calling him overdramatic for expecting something "fancy." Let me defend my boy for a second. First off, both the MC and ML are at fault in their own ways, and both of their feelings are valid. The real issue here isnât just miscommunication; itâs a clash of love languages and emotional expectations. I keep seeing comments like
"The MC is stubborn and needy; his expectations are unnecessary."
"He expected fancy anniversaries after saying he didnât want to celebrate, and he didnât listen to the MLâs side."
"The MC needs to communicate that he loves romance and wants a clingy, affectionate boyfriend so the ML can understand."
Letâs me pinpoint how dumb these statements are.
1. "The MC is stubborn and needy; his expectations are unnecessary."
For the MC, anniversaries represent the moment they chose to be together and love each other. Naturally, he expected his partner to do something special not necessarily extravagant, but at least some effort. On their anniversary, the ML didnât give him flowers, didnât acknowledge the day, and didnât do anything the MC expected from a partner. Instead, they had sex. Thatâs probably the worst "gift" when what the MC really wanted was something meaningful and thoughtful. Sex might be a symbol of love for some, but in that moment, it wasnât for the MC. His desire for a more heartfelt anniversary and his disappointment are valid.
2. "He expected fancy anniversaries after saying he didnât want to celebrate, and he didnât listen to the MLâs side."
Emotions donât always match what we say; sometimes, our actions reveal the opposite of what we feel. The MC may have said he didnât want to celebrate the anniversary, but that was clearly a response driven by frustration and hurt. People often say things they donât mean when theyâre upset. The ML had known the MC for over a year at that point and should have picked up on the fact that small gestures mattered to him. And if he didnât realize it then, he definitely should have after three years together. As for the MC not listening to the ML's side, that goes both ways. Neither of them communicated properly, which is the point of the story.
3. "The MC needs to communicate that he loves romance and wants a clingy, affectionate boyfriend so the ML can understand."
Relationships arenât as simple as spelling out every desire. A big part of being with someone is learning what makes them feel loved. Itâs not about following a checklist; itâs about caring enough to notice and act without being asked. Even if the MC said he didnât want to celebrate, itâs obvious he spoke out of disappointment. A thoughtful partner would recognize that and still do something small to show they care, not because they were told to, but because they wanted to. Thereâs a huge difference between asking for flowers and being surprised by them. One feels like a request, while the other feels like a genuine, heartfelt gesture.
The MC sulking ain't being overdramatic, it a reaction to feeling repeatedly overlooked. There have been so many moments where the MC hoped for something meaningful but was met with nothing. This isnât about him being demanding, itâs about him longing to feel seen and valued in a relationship where mutual care should exist.
Communication is key, but that doesnât mean someoneâs emotional disappointment is invalid just because they didnât explicitly ask for what they wanted. Itâs about more than words; itâs about paying attention, being emotionally aware, and showing love without needing constant direction. Dismissing the MC as "needy" or "overdramatic" completely overlooks his lived experiences and the way his emotions have built up over time.
To be clear, both the MC and ML are equally at fault for their lack of communication. The MLâs sadness about the MC no longer saying "I love you" back is just as valid. When you express love and donât receive it in return, it hurts. Their relationship is about navigating these moments of misunderstanding and learning how to love each other better. Thatâs the core of the story, not blaming one person but highlighting the need for growth, empathy, and communication on both sides.I'm so tired of people saying things like this and acting like they would do so much better when you are not them and just judging them.
I hate this. WHY DO THEY LOOK THE SAME BRO ITS LITERALLY GIVING SELFCEST