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wot do u use coins for in Lezhin¿

i have a presentation in 10 minutes and I'm the speaker and only me I didn't even get to choose the teacher just gave it to me. i need some tips to stop freaking out h e l p m e

I'm kinda confused; why does Hiiragi apologise?
I just don't understand, did he do something wrong?
Please help

I was in a pretty bad discord server and it was about anime and yaoi and games. But there was a bad guy in the server and the MODS wouldn’t take him out no matter how much we said he made us uncomfortable. But anyway Me and my friends made one where we can still talk and stuff would y’all join it please?
https://discord.gg/SNBcpwb

so.. i've been working on a server since like june and i've just forgotten abt it lmao
if i were to open it up would anyone even wanna join? out of curiosityyyy >:)
it'd just be super chill ngl (with hopes that we wouldn't get raided but thats just wishful thinking T^T)

Harenochi Shikibu, its so wholesome i wanna see da rest of it and its been like months since ive read it and still anticipating for a translation lmao, idk y but im specifically hung up on dis one its just so wholesome and cute and da coloring and setting just chefs kiss

Have you ever make a story of your own sometimes as side character of main one or sometimes being main and leave them and then keeep makin it up like a episodes like yahhh I do it's sometimes goood to do and give peace full feeling

Im bored asf entertain me you horny bitches

yall remember the good days where we gatekept mngago and there weren't as many toxic scans? like oml there weren't people using slurs bc they get mad for just saying "can you at least update a few days later?" like bruh im not proud that i use this website but there still are some fucking cool people here. anyway remember, reading bls mainly/solely for the sex scenes is as bad as men watching lesbian porn and sexualizing two women together. just be reasonable here and respectful to everyone ty <3

I know every movie technically is a social commentary , but I wanna know some movies that really criticize an aspect of human society or question a philosophical point.

My favorite is God Bless America, it's a criticism of the shallowness of american entertainment, such as american idol and all those reality shows.

Go play the new google doodle... Its quite fun ^_^

Wtf is a “capture target” in an otome game I saw the reference but I don’t know what it issasssss plssssssss hahlp meh.

I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
Call me daddy
Feed me food while I watch sports,
In my man cave made for sports,
Whores in my porn, porn in my sports,
Whores and porn and whores all in my sports
Fucking sports
Fucking sports
'Cause I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
Call me daddy
Suck my dick in my fast car, fuck me fast in my fast car,
Fast car fast car nascar
I park my car then fuck my car
Oh, i fuck my car
I fuck my car
Oh I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
Call me daddy
I'm your dad
And i got a really big dick
Oh
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
I'm your dad
Call me daddy

Hey... HEY! YEAH, YOU! Whoever is reading this, what the fuck are you doing? Didn't you say this is going to be your last book/chapter? well, you said that about 10 chapters/books, ago idiot! You may be all happy because school is about to end, and the weekend is coming. Don't forget you still have those missing assignments too! I bet you're failing about 3 or 2 classes... No? Oh? Some of you are actually straight A's students? Pfft, say that when you actually go to IN REAL LIFE school, can't fool me dumbass. But anyway, look at you, making me get off-topic, GET. OFF. MANGAGO. You've read at least one more yaoi, now it's time for sleep. CHOP CHOP! Don't forget to do your missing assignments too! The due date is just right around the corner, lazyass! Jeez... Kids these days.

a question to all the american (USA) citizens on this platform...


Are you scared? What are your predictions for the election? I'm european and I've never been more afraid of a presidential election in my life. I've been stressing out more and more these few days. If I, a foreigner, am that anxious about the US presidential elections...What are actual US residents thinking right now?

Serious questions only, stupid questions will be deleted.

My dad is a drunkard. Though he's in rehab and has gotten better recently. Today was total shit because my mom called my grandmother and he started rambling on about his parents while my mom was on the phone. He started swearing and now I am listening to LoFi music on full volume to try and not hear them. :)

Turns out I have self esteem issues.
Surprising? Not really.





















Tell about something good that happened to you recently

I’m tired, I’m gonna go to sleep.
Have a nice day.

There he was, sleeping under a tree. I was craving for him, wanting more of him, needed more of him. The withdrawal was tearing my guts apart, I had to have more of Jesus. Simply just thinking about him made me want to do it, he was that sexy to me. My erotic thoughts for him were taking over. I sat there, surveying him, with the most delicate look on my face. I was begging for him to wake up. My gaze was hot blooded, waiting for him to open his eyes and see me. Luckily, as soon as I got closer to him, he started to mumble in his sleep. Jesus is a light sleeper, a simple fly could wake him up. I was about two feet away from him, in a squatting position, anxiously begging him to wake up. My body couldn't take it anymore...

"Wake up, Jesus sama, I need you. I need you now!" I implored.

His mumbling stopped and his eyes flew wide open. "I hear you crying for me, I hear you..." Jesus stood up, grabbed my neck and pinned me to the tree. "You like that don't you? You little slut..." Jesus was choking me, he knew what he was doing. I nodded, I was already so wet down there. He was beholding me, biting his lips as he realized how drenched I was. "Fuck, you're so wet, you could've just woken me up" I replied moaning that I had to much respect for him to disturb his slumber. He let me go and took off his top. His body was glowing, I was no longer staring at him but at it, at those scrumptious abs, that sexy six pack...Without realizing I started to touch myself, I was that horny. Jesus noticed and invited himself into the party, taking my robe off, pushing my hand away and using his instead. I let out a load a gasp, followed by a moan. I was completely exposed to the world. "Be quiet, we aren't alone Judas san" He looked over his shoulder to see if any of the other apostles had been bothered by the loud noice I made. No one budged. Thank God. On the other hand, I couldn't take it anymore and let myself finish. My cum splattered all over my body, some even got onto Jesus.

"I guess I'm the one who baptised you with water this time" I smirked.

So does anyone ever just proofread and spell check their messages/post's before posting/ sending them? Or just me?...