OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LITERALLY STARTED FLAILING AROUND NO FUCKING WAY NOOOOOOOO FUCKING WAY IVE NEVER WANTED TO SEE A MAN AND WOMAN MAKIN OUT SO BADLY
i wish he would drown me in his yellow liquids like that. dr kang please let me spread your cheeks and I'm not talking the ones on ur face. please. i wanna get up in his perky little clappers and just phfpfpflfplfpfpfpfpfplhlhlfpfpfphlfllhfpfhpflfhlfhpp
Girl chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I've read a lot of your thirsty comments on here, but this one sent me
GIRL WHY YOU GOT THE WHOLE ASS SOUND EFFECT IM DEAD FR
LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
Not the sound effect lmao
You got real dick to drill into Dr.Kang cheeckhole?
yeah its mega long
Absolutely. Heard they modelled the dong of Caesar from Roses and Champagne off of sir Xie themselves, out of pure respect for their depravity.
The length, provides their wisdom. The girth, expanding their horizons to call upon the very thumbs that type up such mind-boggling filth. The blood, that fuels their dong to stand at full attention, pumping through their veins to accelerate the very thought in which creates the horrendous saga. Coming this summer to a theatre near you, Xie stars in a one man drama - Avatar: The Last Dr Kang Bender.
(100% accurate u/Xie lore, trust me bro)
LMAO
LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAAOAOOAOA
if i was in that guys shoes i would attempt every single hour of the day
same purrr
youre so good dr kang now turn that ass up for big daddy (me)
GET OFF OF HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i was so excited to read this because a dungeon manhwa with a cute female mc sounds amazing but this is mid
waiting but i already know shes like his half cousin or something
half cousin took me out
wow that made absolutely no sense
it made a lot of sense actually. the medicine guy was just a bit too dramatic that’s all ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
IT'S NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could a bug dare defile Dr. Kang, my glorious king? I should be the one inside of him. That should be me. ME! ME! MEEE! I can't take it. I can't take it! I'm going insane! I wish so badly to be the bug. I would sacrifice anything to be that bug. My assets, my family, my life; there are some things that aren't even possible that I would sacrifice. I really would. Dr. Kang, please let me get a sniff. Just a bit. Just once. Please bless my lowly nostrils with your magnificent scent. It hurts. It hurts. IT HURTS! I'm in agony, every day, knowing that I will never be in Dr. Kang's presence. If I were to reincarnate into a hair on a sheep's wool to be made into a sock just to be worn by Dr. Kang's perfect feet just once, I would be the happiest man alive. I would achieve Nirvana. You have no idea how I feel right now. I'm seething. I'm shaking in anger, and I would like nothing more than to be that lowly bug that fused into Dr. Kang's beautiful body. Oh, it gives me the shivers just thinking about how great it would be to live in Dr. Kang's body, being enveloped in his supple flesh, from the top of his fine black hair to the bottom of his perfectly pink-tipped toes. Please Dr. Kang! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEAAAAASEEE!
I think you need to touch some grass to cleanse your head Σ( ￣□￣||)
Underrated comment<3
You are so real for this
An isekai'd sock for you is highly unlikely. But a career as a fanfic writer about an isekai'd sock... not very likely but it is more possible than the former.
oh my god im sobbing
aaaaaaaaa sorry i accidentally disliked
Xie lian effect
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
its okay it doesnt matter to me