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Do you ever just doom scroll while taking a shit? Then, after you've finished shitting, you look down to see nothing? That happens to me quite frequently. I swear I took a shit; I'm not sure where it went. I don't know if it submerged itself to the pipes, but I would prefer to see it getting flushed down.

i don't think anyone's done this but it was accurate to me at least

https://uquiz.com/quiz/rmX51J/what-minor-god-is-your-godly-parent

Please don’t cancel me, y’all... I was just ragebaiting. Did it work?

Anyway, I’ve read basically every decent yuri manga, manhwa, and manhua out there, and I’m convinced there’s nothing left. Most new releases are pure slop (except you, 'Fatale Game', 'Anata Mitai ni', and 'Ano Ko Futari De', you’re doing amazing). But I’m desperate for yuri. Like, really desperate. So I’m moving on to novels. Problem is, I haven’t read any in ages and I feel too lazy to pick one up.

So... has anyone read any great lesbian novels? If yes, rant about them as much as you want. I want to see the hype and get convinced. (Yes, I know this is a manga site, don’t come at me. But I’ve noticed quite a few of you read novels too, so here I am.)

Go wild. I don’t mind paragraphs. Just sell me on your favorite novel. Oh, and if you’ve got any obscure yuri manga/manhwa/manhua recs, drop them too. Maybe I’ll find something new.

Me first : a freaking dumbbell.

Where do I even start, doll,i mean me, doll is so glorious, funny, amazing, breathtaking, radiant, dazzling, iconic, gorgeous, enchanting, magnetic, flawless, unstoppable, legendary, irresistible, ethereal, like HELLOOO?? I look at doll i mean myself and I’m just like… yeah I’d totally date me, I’d totally let doll,i mean myself fuck me, I’d totally do selfcest with me no hesitation ^>⩊<^ like why would I not?? Doll...i mean i am literally the best wife ever :3 Y’all don’t get it fr,the standards are so high that the only person who actually meets them… is doll....i mean ME :3. And I’m fine with that because honestly, imagine being able to look at doll i mean myself and be like “yep, that’s the one I’d risk it all for” … yeah that’s doll...i mean me.Like idk how to explain it better but the urge to simp for doll....i mean myself is real. Not even a joke. Why would anyone waste energy simping for some rando whose name starts with “L” and write a bunch of horny stuffs when you could simp for doll,i mean ME ^>⩊<^ live laugh and stan doll :3

Lately I have been binging a lot of hetalia dj content( Germany x Italy to be more specific) so now I'm kind of curious of other dj PLEASE RECCOMEND ME SOME WITHOUT GRAPE TYYY!!

A few days ago I was going through some comments on "questions" and there was one post in particular (if I'm not mistaken) that said which bottom or character would you slap in the ass or pound? Ig? and there was this user ( user is : I love shota btw...) that after posting the photo of the child of Low Tide in Twilight (yaoi)(the blond one) said: this one is my favorite [horny] [horny] or smh r like that and in the comments when replying to the (hateful) answers he was even WORSE... please seek professional help ,ts is crazy..

Ok hear me out

Is it just me or do y’all always see that one user getting most of the upvotes, always sitting at the top of the posts with their response, just funny and always dropping the most correct opinions? Yes, I’m talking about the user @Lebron’s 1 pookie bear. I swear I see them on top of damn near every forum thread and,ugh I’ve never even talked with them, but all I can think about is how bad I want them to flirt with me, talk dirty to me, and degrade the fuck outta me. Nghhh… tears running down my thighs just from fantasizing it… WHO SAID THAT??

No but fr, like lowkey I’ve never even dared to talk to them cause I’m so shyy and scared they’d just ignore me if I came from my main ⊙﹏⊙ … I’m such a bad girl for even posting this from my alt. I think I deserve punishment,pls zaddy, punish me nghhh~

Trust me I'll ride you well like I'd ride a horse.....i swear i am not touching myself right now just fantasizing about you degrading me good lord how can i ever describe just how down bad i am for you le-pookie ?my pussy throbbing right now please make me bear your kids, breed me and make me pregnant,I'll always be your no.1 glazer my king/queen ...i am ovulating rn
Anghhh~ it's all over the screen

should I or no cuzzz idk if y'all can handle my face fr..

guys does it get better after the demon king of salvation part?

i'm deadass reading this shi and idk if i can handle the angst, im btching and bawling since earlier and im scared if i'll lose myshit if i keep on going, it would be such a waste to stop now since i've been avoiding reading this for years and i just got the courage to actually read it *sobs* i deadass cried so bad but the story is so good (i've been avoiding spoilers too cuz i wanna get the full experience but im aware of sum stuff) i know im being dramatic but this is such a good story and im just a lil btch and easily attached to goodshi characters, pls i luv them :(((

will this break me?

no spoilers pls

She's my everything, my love, my baby, and I love her so much
I haven't even noticed this, until today, but I sleep so much better w her presence around me, I don't even need for her to sleep by my side, or on top of me, which she always does
But when I'm sleeping in my room, and she's js there in her little bed, I sleep so much better, I'm much more calmer and I love her so much
If she ever dies, IF, I'm kms with her

This naughty kid coughed at my lunch and some other person's
we were all going back home in a conjusted vehicle this naughty kid was sitting beside me and was rowdy and very naughty
When he coughed at my lunch i was so mad he disrespected perfectly good food i was about to throw that same food he coughed at on top of him
But i didn't do it because
A. Throwing food is not nice especially throwing it at someone
B. Also idk why i have this thought he's just a kid

Later my mum also told me why didn't i throw it right then

Someone replies with a word, and someone else replies to their reply with another word continuing the sentence.
Example:
Person 1: Cheese
Person 2: Smells
Person 3: Best
Person 4: In
Person 2: Socks

Yes you can reply twice but please wait for someone else to reply before you do.
anyways no more negativity guys have fun

who you hearing out?

EXAMPLE: Aoyama, depressed phase
JUST HEAR ME OUT THO we were supposed to hate him but he lowkey kinda fine LOLOL

Idk if they did they probably read girl x girl ts yk Yuri AND IF there is dudes here just know I'm not speak for u I'm sayin my opinionnnnn(▰˘◡˘▰)

Are u guys tapped in w the underground? If so give me recs (no nett, osamason, or anything like that I wanna go deep underground) (=・ω・=)

Since I’ve seen a lot of people asking who your favs and least faves are, who are people here you don’t really have an opinion on or people who can have good but then really ahh takes.

Mangago was split into three sectors(like if the site had a feature that would split different comic types as if it was another site; Mangago, Manhwago, and Manhuago.
Which team are you on or spending the most time on. Personally, Manhuago is never seeing my face, those actions manhua are always so over the place.